Month: January 2018
If you don’t want your critters touched
don’t make your barn look like a petting zoo
Tide Pods Are For Pussies
Who are too weak to snort Ajax!
Obviously Satire… but
Queen Sheila Jacka$$ Lee is about that stupid. She’s Texas’ shame.
Did You Know
Democrats refused to attend the inauguration of Abe Lincoln because he had this radical idea of ending slavery.
Kids Who Are Eating Tide Pods
don’t even realize their cars have secret chocolate Fountains
Trump has been President for only one year
and he’s already fixed Global Warming
Not Allowed To Protect The USA
When he tries, suits are filed in Liberal District Courts.