don’t make your barn look like a petting zoo
Year: 2018
Tide Pods Are For Pussies
Who are too weak to snort Ajax!
Obviously Satire… but
Queen Sheila Jacka$$ Lee is about that stupid. She’s Texas’ shame.
Did You Know
Democrats refused to attend the inauguration of Abe Lincoln because he had this radical idea of ending slavery.
Kids Who Are Eating Tide Pods
don’t even realize their cars have secret chocolate Fountains
Trump has been President for only one year
and he’s already fixed Global Warming
Not Allowed To Protect The USA
When he tries, suits are filed in Liberal District Courts.
My Great Grandfather Guy Always Wore a Tie
Great Grandpa always wore a tie. Doing yard work, taking a bath, sleeping, always a tie. Even in death he was buried nude except for
Dick Durbin’s Thoughts on the Military
US Troops are Nazis
Fellow Americans Who Are Black
Please consider this. Share if you agree.
Ad From Yesteryear
That will make Liberal Heads Explode Today. Share with your gun hating friend.
If This Is Your Idea Of A Pet
You are a total Asshole not worthy of caring for anything. Share if you agree.