Month: September 2019
Fake People Have An Image To Maintain
Real people don’t give a shit
Hiden from Biden
Worn by all little girls in DC
Gay People, Thank a Straight Person
For your existence
I can accept failure
but cannot accept not trying
Breaking News
Walmart Discontinues Sale of Red Solo Cups
Riding a Motorcycle
is 10% hands & Feet, and 90% Mind & Eyes
Brace Yourself
Its Fair Season
Every Time You Share This
A Liberal’s Head Explodes
Drag Racing
You can’t understand it if you haven’t done it for at least a couple of seasons
Doing Business Locally Can Change Your Life
Don’t go to the Dark Side, Buy Locally!
I Don’t Ride The Crazy Train
I drive that MF
Get At Least 8 Hours of Beauty Sleep
9 Hours If You’re Ugly
What Does A Government Do Once It Has Disarmed Its Citizens?
Whatever it wants
Millennial Girls Summoning The Lord of Pumpkin Spice
For a new White Claw Flavor
The Secret to a Long Lasting Marriage
Listening to your husband because he’s always right
The Warriors Of Our Nation Are Slow To Anger
but unstoppable when they finally stand
New Species of Bird Found in Arkansas
The Tweeky Bird
Don’t Call us Guns!
We self-identify as handheld, wireless peacekeeping devices. You must accept us as Such, or you are a racist!
