by: Dave Schultz
So you’re going to Prison. The choices you’ll be making will be very important. None is more important than your choice in music. To help you, I’ve compiled a list of songs you’ll want to avoid.
- I’m in you – Peter Frampton
- Slide it In – White Snake
- Tunnel of Love – Springsteen
- Love Hurts – Nazareth
- I Was Made For Loving You – Kiss
- Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin – Journey
- Mama Told Me Not to Come – 3 Dog Night
- I Am Woman – Helen Reddy
- Beat It – Michael Jackson
- Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes – Old School Song
- My Big 10″ – Aerosmith
- Hey Joe, Where you going with that gun in your hand – Jimi Hendrix
- Get Your Freak On – Missy Elliot
- Can You Feel the Love Tonight– Elton John
- I Want To Kiss You All Over— Exile
- Hit Me With Your Best Shot— Pat Benatar
- I Want You To Want Me— Cheap Trick
- Get Your Freak On – Missy Elliot
- Baby One More Time – Britney Spears
- I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred
- I Feel Pretty – Julie Andrews
- You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman – Aretha Franklin
- Kiss Me – Six Pencenone The Richer
- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun – Cyndi Lauper
- Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go – Wham!
- Get Down – B4-4
- Push it, push it real good! – Salt-n-Pepa
- Why don’t we get drunk and screw – Jimmy Buffet
- I will make love to you – Boyz to men
- Tiny Dancer – Elton John
- U Can’t Touch This – MC HAMMMER
- I feel like making love – Bad Company
- Knock Three Times – Tony Orlando & Dawn
- Back Door Man – Doors
- Tube Snake Boogie- ZZ Top
- Pearl Necklace – ZZ Top
- Stand by your man – Tammy Wynette
- Bend Me Shape Me – The American Breed
- I get off on you – Barry White
- You’re My First My Last My Everything – Barry White
