Attributes of a Liberal

If you have at least three of these attributes, chances are 99.999% that you are a Liberal.

You have a Manbun
You are Pro Abortion
You are on Public Assistance
You felt Obama was a good President
You are Muslim
You Still wear a face diaper
You never served in the Armed Forces
You are an attorney
You can’t change the tire on your car
You are an expert of Craft Beer
You think Bernie Sander & AOC are cool
A parent pays any of your bills
You think the Police are inherently bad
You think we should forgive college loans
You think Michelle Obama is a Woman
You are Gay
You think Socialism is good
You hate Israel
You think Hunter’s Laptop is Russian Disinformation
You think the riots were mostly Peaceful
There was an insurrection on January 6th
You think Inflation is not Biden’s fault
You think Gas prices are Putin’s fault
You think Kamala is a great Orator
You hate Fox News
We shouldn’t drill for oil, but buy from other countries
You think the United Nations keeps World Peace
You think a Lifetime Appointment to the Supreme Court should be based on Race & Gender

Your Hair is blue, pink or purple
You are a minority
You paid little to no income tax
Black lives matter most
You have a worthless College Degree
You drive an EV or Hybrid
You work for the government
Cash for Clunkers was a great idea
You’re over 21 and live with a parent
You watch CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC or NBC
You belong to a Union
You believe in White Privilege
You think Biden actually won
You want National Health Care
You think Caitlin Jenner is a Woman
You think Capitalism is bad
You live in a city instead if suburbs or rural
You are Jewish
You want to further restrict guns
You think Electric Vehicles cause less pollution
You think the wealthy don’t pay their fair share
You think Biden us still sharp as a tack
You think the Clinton Foundation is a charity
You think we should continue being the World’s Police
You think Fauci is looking out for Americans instead of making a fortune selling fear