Illinois has passed a new “No Cash Bail” Law.
It’s not just for drugs users and Petty thieves; it’s not just for Squatters and Trespassers; – this gem of a law is also for you fine people committing Aggravated Assault, Rape, Kidnapping; Distribution of Fentanyl, Kiddie Porn and other Violent Crimes that Chicago in particular so loves. Crime in Chicago is up 27% in 2022 as compared to 2021, which itself was a great year for increased crime.
But Wait – There’s More!
If you have home custody with an ankle bracelet and decide to wander beyond your perimeter to commit more crime – law enforcement can’t come and get you in the first 48 hours. Just think of all the crime you can do in that period!
Bonus
If you have a good criminal friend currently incarcerated and waiting trial for these crimes – they get out on January 1st to be able to help your crew out.
Yes, this is the Democrat Woke World we now live in. So, Texas Criminals, spread the word that Texas doesn’t want you – but Illinois sure does. I’ve included the route to use hitch hiking should you not have the bus fare. However, I wouldn’t be surprised if Illinois will send you airfare if you contact the Attorney General.
Actually, Gov. Abbott might let you ride his buses if there are open seat.
