And Grandma is taking it really bad
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just died, Dixie goes to her grandmother’s house to comfort her.
When she asks how grandpa had died, grandma answers:
“He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Dixie tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex will surely be asking for trouble.
“Oh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong.”
She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues,
“And if that damned ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today!”
